Friday, April 18, 2008

What’s going on?

Just so everyone is on the same page here, I’ve been really busy at work. Our payroll lady had the nerve to go and have a heart attack and has been out of the office for three weeks now. I know, it’s just unbelievable what some people will do, right? Doesn’t she know how this is impacting my blogging?

So, not only that, but one of the other crazy bitches that I supervise has been out as well. And yes, she is a crazy bitch because I have a note from her Doctor saying that she is a crazy, bipolar bitch, and that she’ll be back to work when she’s got her shit under control. Ok, maybe he didn’t use those words, but you get the point.

On top of that, the industry that I work in, that is supposed to be recession proof, is turning out not to be in this recent down turn. Which, when coupled with the fact that we’re such a big part of the whole company, has sr. management kind of agitated. And when management is agitated, they make work for everyone else. It’s like if we print off more pages with more numbers on them, even though they are all saying the same thing, everyone feels better about it.

After all of that, I really don’t have much to say. So, rather than retreading a bunch of crap that I’ve already written about, I’ve decided to stop talking for a while and listen to what other people are saying.

Sounds crazy, I know. But don’t worry, I’ll find my loud, obnoxious, opinionated voice again soon. So just sit tight and in a few weeks everything should be back to normal. In the interim, feel free to take up the torch and talk about what’s bugging the shit out of you. And if you’ve got nothing, try posting some porn. Because without porn, the internet would just be a bunch of frustrated people yelling at each other. Kind of like the DMV, but without having to smell that freak sitting next to you.

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