I love all of these people that have stuff in their profiles that say something like “My friends say this about me, people tell me that about me, blah, blah, blah”. Like your friends would say that you’re a self centered, egotistical asshole that they can’t stand to be around, right?
You know what my friends say about me? Nothing. You know why they say nothing? Because they’re dead. You know why they’re dead? Because they didn’t say anything nice about me and I killed them.
Anyone want to be my friend?
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