Math Class

Proof that women are the root of all evil:

Everybody knows that women take time and money

Women = Time * Money

Everybody knows that Time equals Money:

Time = Money

So through substitution we arrive at:

Women = Money * Money

Or, more simply stated:

Women = Money²

Now, everybody knows that money is the root of all evil:

Money = √ Evil

So, since we had money squared:

Money² = √ Evil²

So through substitution we arrive at:

Women = √ Evil²

The square root of any value that is squared is the original value, so:

Women = Evil

Ha! There you go, you evil, "Don't bother IMing me 'cause I'll ignore you" man hating lesbian bitches! I may not have a full profile, naked pictures, my street address, social security number and all the other crap that you want as proof of life, but I can trot out my 6th grade math skills, oh yes I can.

Actually, I copied this from somewhere else. I'm so un-original it's pathetic. If I came up with one original idea in my life I would probably drop dead. Also, this really isn’t aimed at lesbians, because I really don’t care that they don’t care for men. I’ll still troll their pictures.

This is actually aimed at all of us married guys. You know that the black, sucking hole that used to be our wallets? I see you nodding, you know what I’m talking about. It’s a 4^th dimensional worm hole generated by our wives to suck out all of our life’s essence. And for those of you who aren’t married yet, don’t worry, it’s coming for you too.