Note to Employees

When you’re out on disability due to “mental health” reasons, it’s best not to post on your myspace.com page that you’re currently working somewhere else.

True story. One of our employees is doing this right now. F**king idiot. I can’t wait until we drop the hammer on her.

I’m in a good mood today, contrary to the best efforts of our corporate HQ to crush all the hopes and desires of its underlings and I have absolutely nothing of value to talk about. What better time to blog, right?

The weather here in Upstate NY is fricking awesome, and when I die, I want the weather to be like it is today. That way when people are standing around my grave they’ll say stuff like “Boy, I really miss Mike, but isn’t it beautiful out today? What do you say we skip work and play hooky the rest of the day?” Then they can sit around on an outside deck, drinking and eating the afternoon away, while the world passes them by, and they can thank me for the one of the best afternoons of their lives.

Anyway….

I was watching Obama being interviewed on the Today show today, and you know what, I’ve really gotta hand it to the guy. Obama’s retort to questions that he doesn’t want to answer is essentially “That question has no merit and I’m not going to answer it, and it has nothing to do with how I’m going to change the world”. I’m going to have to try this line of reasoning on my wife the next time I come home late, stinking of booze and with lipstick on my collar. “I don’t know what you’re talking about and frankly it has nothing to do with anything and I’m not going to stoop to answering it.”

I also love the Democrats comments on the negative turn that the campaign has taken in PA. Hillary basically said “You think this is bad? Wait until till we run against the Republicans in the fall. Then you’re going to see the nasty shit come out”. Really? So it’s the Republicans fault, is it? If it wasn’t for those nasty, tricksy Republicans, the Democrats would be skipping around, tossing flowers and having a big fricking love in? Give me a break.

So anyway, that's it. Go forth and multiply. And if you don't want to multiply, at least get a lot of practice in.