Wednesday, October 7, 2009

The medical experts say

That to make sure your hands are clean after going to the bathroom, you should wash with soap and water for the length of time it takes to sing Happy Birthday to yourself.

Well, after getting stared at for the last three days in our corporate bathroom, I’ve decided to screw that bullshit and go back to living with bacteria.

And I won’t even tell you what the gay guy said to me…

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