Friday, December 12, 2008

2008 Performance Review

It's that time of year again, yes, it's performance review time. So, when my boss sent down this form, which he's supposed to fill out, for me to complete, well, I thought I'd have a little fun.

So what do you think?

What are the Employee’s Strengths?
1 Ask the bitches. They'll tell ya!
2 If you have to ask, you're not man enough to understand.
3 To give you an idea, Lionel Richie wrote that "All Night Long" song about me.
4 Rollin wid my homies and poppin caps in yo ass!
What are the Areas of Improvement?
1 Can only satisfy four (4) bitches at one time.
2 Sometimes I have to call the cops, when my crew starts rollin hard.
3 You think you can improve on this? Word!
4 I'll try not to leave YO MAMA at the curb tonight when I'm done wit her!
Proposed and Agreed Action Plan to Improve Weaknesses
1 Stop being selfish and let some of my crew in on the action wid all dez Ho's!
2 Fizzle my nizzle. Fo shizzle
3 Nuf said! Out!
4 Word.

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