It's that time of year again, yes, it's performance review time. So, when my boss sent down this form, which he's supposed to fill out, for me to complete, well, I thought I'd have a little fun.
So what do you think?
| What are the Employee’s Strengths? | | 1 | Ask the bitches. They'll tell ya! | | 2 | If you have to ask, you're not man enough to understand. | | 3 | To give you an idea, Lionel Richie wrote that "All Night Long" song about me. | | 4 | Rollin wid my homies and poppin caps in yo ass! | | | | | What are the Areas of Improvement? | | 1 | Can only satisfy four (4) bitches at one time. | | 2 | Sometimes I have to call the cops, when my crew starts rollin hard. | | 3 | You think you can improve on this? Word! | | 4 | I'll try not to leave YO MAMA at the curb tonight when I'm done wit her! | | | | | Proposed and Agreed Action Plan to Improve Weaknesses | | 1 | Stop being selfish and let some of my crew in on the action wid all dez Ho's! | | 2 | Fizzle my nizzle. Fo shizzle | | 3 | Nuf said! Out! | | 4 | Word. | |
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