Dear Lord, please help me stay in a good mood this day, and stay my hand from choking the everlasting shit out of my coworkers
Heavenly Father, give my underlings the ability to use their brains, The courage to do their jobs, and the wisdom to know when to shut the fuck up.
Almighty God, please help corporate management, strengthen their spineless backs and give them the courage to make a decision. I pray that you’ll pull the cotton from their ears, give them some stuffing in their heads (‘cause there isn’t anything there now), and please let them know that they really aren’t all that.
Dear Baby Jesus, may our customers be clueless, may our vendors grovel at our feet, let the market look upon our stock with favor, and help the auditors overlook the petty cash account.
For this we pray.
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