Did I get your attention? Sucker.
Actually, for a change, today has been a somewhat productive day. It's amazing what you can get done when you turn off Multiply. But, as usual, as the day has worn on, my mind has started to wander, and all those freaky thoughts usually kept at bay by my subconsiouse, have started to bubble forth. Now, while these may not actually be deep thoughts, they are what are bothering me today.
#1 – If we know something is going to happen, and it happens exactly the way it’s supposed to happen, is it still news? Or does this only apply when Obama is involved?
#2 – If you took a Ford sedan, and a Chevy sedan, cut them right down the middle, and you were able to weld them back into a functioning car, would it be a Ford or a Chevy? If you took an apple and an orange, cut ‘em in half and stuck them together, is it an apple or an orange? To extend this analogy a little further, let's say you took the peal from the other orange half and covered the apple side with it, so it looks like an orange. Apple or orange?
#3 – I’m pretty sure that if Jason Bourne (from the Bourne movies) and Ethan Hunt (Mission impossible) fought, Bourne would kick Eathan Hunt’s ass. I think, and again, this is just my opinion, between Bourne & James Bond, Bourne wins, by a hair. Bond will outthink Bourne, but if Bourne can close with Bond, he’ll turn Bond into his British bitch.
Now, what about Bourne & Rambo? Who wins there? Help! Inquiring minds want to know.
That’s it. Thanks for stopping by and playing. Make sure to pick up your free gift on your way out, and don’t let the door hit you in the ass.
BTW, at some point, human nature being what it is, Obama is going to have to use the “facilities” in the White House. Is this going to be a historic crap, or a holy crap?
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